May-14-2008
Teeth: Open up and say, “eh.”
This is probably where I should insert some pun about biting, or the movie having bite, or the movie never really finding a direction to sink its teeth into. I am far above leading in with a hackneyed pun or uncreative play on words about this film in order to seem cute all while alluding to the films dark, cringeworthy premise.
This is a movie where a southern virgin uses her tooth filled pita pocket to bite off a bunch of dude’s dicks after they wrong her.
What? It isn’t like kids read this. This is the internet.
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