Archive for May 22nd, 2008

May-22-2008

Turok (PC, 2008) Review

Well, Turok has finally come out on my gaming medium of choice and I figured I would give it a chance despite already knowing the console versions were silly, broken messes. I mean, come on, the game has been out for a while and porting it to the PC is the perfect opportunity to fix the myriad of issues that existed within this dinosaur killing party.

SPOILER ALERT:
They didn’t fix a damned thing.

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Posted under Game Reviews, Games
May-22-2008

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

I’ve reviewed a couple real crappy things for this site over the last few weeks so this was a huge breath of fresh air. In “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”, everything that sucked about Diary of the Dead is done well. It is like a cathartic removal of the terrible taste that Romero’s horrible mocumentary left in my mouth.

This is a movie that takes you behind the scenes of exactly what it takes to be a slasher superstar. In “Behind the Mask”, it is a world where the greatest horror movie icons aren’t movie icons but actual mass murderers. This documentary goes to show the sheer amount of preparation that goes into becoming one of these legends. The film crew follows around a man by the name of Leslie Vernon and his exploits into becoming the next great horror superstar.

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Posted under Movie Reviews, Movies