http://inanothercastle.net/blog Sun, 13 Jun 2010 18:57:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tumblr has stolen all my websites updates for the last month without me even noticing. I am insanely oblivious to essentially everything. My apologies, internet. Guess I'll catch you up with some things; Exterminators and Sad Robot will both be seeing updates within the week, so mark your calendars. But mark them ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1495 I understand why this is kind of neat, but come on. You can't readjust things during Tetris, that defeats the point of Tetris. This isn't "Analog Tetris" it is "Puzzle Game With Blocks That Isn't Tetris but Happens to be Tetris Shaped." I really just want to keep saying Tetris. ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1487 Most important philosopher of our time. I don't think a single modern human being has shaped my views on society and politics as much as George Carlin. http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1492 I'm actually surprised it took this long, but a company by the name of Look3D has just begun selling "designer" 3D glasses. Some are even Real3D certified. This might not seem like it is a big deal because, honestly, with the way 3-D tech is being utilized it is still ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1489 http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1485 So what I've learned today is that if you send a bunch of guys who actually like Street Fighter out into the woods with some cameras, they will end up making something that is, without exaggeration, one billion trillion times better than any of the fucking god awful Street Fighter ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1481 Okay, let's just be serious for a minute. How awesome is Kidcrash? The answer is pretty awesome. http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1476 Yesterdays post was supposed to be about Tumblr but ended up being about me, I'm very self important and think the couple hundred people a day who read this actually give a crap about what I think about anything that isn't video games or dick jokes, so this one is ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1474 So, as you may have noticed, I've been trying to raise the amount of video game writing I get into lately. I feel like I've heavily neglected that facet of my writing career over the last few months to focus on fiction and some silly personal life stuff that was ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1470 Of course you do. For those of you who aren't gigantic dusty old bones like me and the rest of us 20 somethings, you might not remember Nick Arcade. Nick Arcade was the most frustrating show ever for video game kids, geek kids, or just kids with brains to watch, as ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1468 A bit of an explanation for this one. A while back, I promised a friend of mine who, at the time, was serving in Iraq and trying not to get shot that I would mention him in a review since he was the only person reading my reviews at that point. ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1456 So I really pull no punches when it comes to my views on the role of traditional heteronormative relationships in modern society. I view them as sort of a stringent control mechanism in order to keep us all in line and consuming. This may seem sort of nihilistic, but look ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1459 So now you know this exists. It is a bar in Vienna that is designed to look just like your rectum! It gives a whole new meaning to the term "getting shitfaced" doesn't it? Eh! Eh! Get it! Alright I'll just stop now. Rectum Bar http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1462 We can all just sit down and acknowledge that something catastrophic is going to happen soon, right? Maybe not some 2012 Nostradamus nonsense, but seriously. The last, lets say, year has just been preparing various areas of the world for inevitable Armageddon. The North East, and other areas, suffered through ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1465 Geekologie, the blog where I steal find most of the material I post here when I can't think of anything smarty pants or interesting to talk about. Or when I'm just hungover/stoned and too lazy to write anything of substance. Since everybody on the internet loves infographs now, this was ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1444 I, like any good politician, only use my birthday to advance my own personal agenda. Luckily for you, dear reader, my agenda includes awesome screamo music. Yes, the socialist screamo agenda rears its ugly head again. I make no bones that it is my preferred genre, and it is really ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1454 I feel like eating one of these will help contribute to the downfall of America. I will certainly be purchasing one. I should point out that I love the fact the advertising campaign for this entire thing consists of one goal- Convince People It Actually Exists. When you create a food item that ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1448 So I should point out I'm kind of a weird guy. I wouldn't say I'm crazy, not normally at least. I have pretty stable and pragmatic views on everything except for possibly my strong liberal leanings and my desire to see reliance on religion removed from our realm of reason. ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1442 Hevisaurus is a Finnish Dinosaur metal band. http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1439 Like Christmas morning, Red Letter Media gives us the newest installment of "crazy dude reviewing shitty movies: the series" and it is just as amazing as one would expect considering how great the Phantom Menace review was. I enjoy this one more because, despite how awful Phantom Menace was, I ... http://inanothercastle.net/blog/?p=1436