Archive for August, 2008

Aug-7-2008

The MaelstROM: Castlevania Legends

Castlevania Legends
System: GB
Genre: Action/Platformer
Developer: Konami
Publisher: Konami
Release: 1998
Country: US

Why couldn’t this little Castlevania excursion ended on a high note?

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Posted under Game Reviews, Games, The MaelstROM
Aug-6-2008

The MaelstROM: Castlevania: Dracula X

Castlevania: Dracula X
System: SNES
Genre: Action/Adventure
Developer: Konami
Publisher: Konami
Release: 1995
Country: USA

I really should have just reviewed the PC-Engine one. Disappointment? Thy name is Dracula X.

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Posted under Game Reviews, Games, The MaelstROM
Aug-5-2008

The MaelstROM: Castlevania Bloodlines

Remember that terrible Dracula 2000 movie? With that soundtrack all the dorky kids who thought they knew metal loved? Yeah. Well that has nothing to do with this.

Castlevania: Bloodlines
System: GEN
Genre: Action/Platformer
Developer: Konami
Publisher: Konami
Release: 1994
Country: US

All aboard the Belmont-boat as this train keeps truckin’ on!

Today’s installment gets me to the Sega Genesis’ only Castlevania game, Bloodlines. This game is all but forgotten when people talk about the series, but should it have been? DETAILS AT ELEVEN!

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Posted under Game Reviews, Games, The MaelstROM
Aug-1-2008

The Mutant Chronicles Review

This... doesn\'t look to good.

If ever a movie deserved to be reviewed solely by a picture of a pear with a goofy mouth, it would be this one. The Mutant Chronicles is a walking LOLWUT of epic proportions.

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Posted under Movie Reviews, Movies