Archive for October, 2009

Oct-31-2009

The IAC Monthly Mix October 2009: Rob Zombie Sucks at Making Movies

See, I didn’t forget. I just figured it would be timely to do a Halloween-ish mix ON Halloween. This is only loosely related to Halloween as I didn’t feel like copping out and making it all black metal and I also didn’t feel like digging out my CD collection from my regrettable days as a goth Freshman year. May your candy be devoid of razor blades.

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01. Diablo Swing Orchestra – Ballrog Boogie
02. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum – Helpless Corpses Enactment
03. Murder By Death – Killbot 2000
04. Antioch Arrow – Too Bad You’re Gonna Die
05. O’Death – Mountain Shifts
06. Swan Lake – Bluebird
07. Ink & Dagger – The Changeling
08. The Black Heart Procession – I know your ways
09. The Paper Chase – Ready, Willing, Cain And Able
10. The Faint – Victim Convenience
11. Okkervil River – Dead Dog Song
12. Under A Nightmare – Coffin Love
13. Jack Off Jill – Poor Impulse Control
14. The Coffinshakers – Halloween (Remix)

Posted under Music, Music Features
Oct-28-2009

TheGameReviews.com: Fairy Tales in Video Games

Fairy tales, or folklore, are sometimes invoked for a game’s level or for one of its characters. Their being used as the entire influence for or feel of a game is a much rarer occurrence, at least in high quality titles.

When it comes to games, classic children’s tales are most prevalent in the budget software section of local department stores. They are resigned to a fate of being cheaply or even freely acquired, their pre-established stories used with the same reasoning and quality that public domain music is. They represent a way to get development done quickly, and for a quick profit (hopefully). These titles are often directed at young children in an educational format, and very few of them are good by the standards of the discerning gamer.

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Posted under Game Features, Games
Oct-24-2009

Zombie Flu update / Ink & Dagger – Newspaper Tragedy

I have had a touch of the zombie this last week and, thus, have not been able to reward you kind readers with updates. So, as a penance, I will provide you with some Ink & Dagger. I will have a few articles up in the next few days and, now that I am not a member of the walking swine dead, I will be posting not one page, not two pages, but FIVE pages to advance Exterminators forward.

I can legitimately tell you that I am surprised how interested in it some of you readers are. I’ve gotten a few e-mails about it and I’ve noticed I get more hits on days when I update with an Exterminators entry than I do for anything else. Don’t worry, I’ve noticed, and if that is what you all want to see well, of course I will abide. So expect more fiction to fill the gaps here.

For now though, Ink & Dagger.

Posted under Music, Site News
Oct-16-2009

FACEOFFGAMES: Batman: Arkham Asylum Review

“Stop the presses!”

The young journalist yelled this at the top of his lungs while he came careening into the office, his feet sliding comically and he is forced to regain his balance before he crashes into some of his peers at a stereotypically dense water cooler area.

“You’ve gotta stop the presses!”

Everybody simply looked at eachother, the awkwardness is thick in the air like smoke in a dive bar.

“Uh, man. This is an internet publication. We, uh, don’t have presses” said one of the newest interns. Behind him one of the longer tenured writers let out an audible sigh.

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Posted under Game Reviews, Games
Oct-15-2009

(Virtual) Move in Day

iacnormYou may be noticing some changes here at my our humble blog over the next few days, as a new member will be joining the fray. My better half, the lovely and incredibly talented Rebecca Holdcroft will be joining things here and using this place much to the same capacity as I am. You will get to see some of her fantastic art and see some of our collaborations when she gets settled in. The design of the site will be changing in order to feature her art and the new direction of the blog. You can see that she already has her About Me section up, so check that out if you are interested. Hopefully within the weeks ahead we will begin to post some bits from the comic we are working on for you to digest with your eyeballs. There is talk about us doing a webcomic or two, but who knows. We both love drinking a bit much and tend to forget these ideas fairly quickly.

Being a starving artist couple is awesome like that.

Posted under Site News
Oct-14-2009

GamePro Sports: Madden NFL Arcade Preview

Details on EA’s expansion of the Madden franchise, with a casual downloadable title for the Xbox Live Marketplace and the PlayStation 3 Store, were revealed today. Developed by EA Tiburon, Madden NFL Arcade will arrive in December and be priced for download at 1,200 points or $14.99. This will be the second foray into the downloadable arcade styled sports game for EA, following 3 on 3 NHL Arcade from early this year.

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Posted under Game Previews, Games
Oct-13-2009

GamePro Sports: The Week in Haiku

When you think football, at least the American varient, what are the first things that pop into your head? Probably incredibly tough things. Very large men in armor crashing into eachother at high speeds on the gridiron. Smashmouth. Violence in its purest and most entertaining form.

That isn’t all there is though. Somewhere between a bone crushing hit and an “alleged” Fred Smoot boat party is where the real beauty of football is. The art. Week 5 helped me realize how artistic this game can be. Whether it be a masterful Kyle Orton drive to help keep the Broncos undefeated season alive or the Bengals continuing their trend of ruining former commish Paul Tagliabue’s desire to make football as unentertaining as possible, there is a wondrous amount of art behind these sweaty guys of questionable mental stability. So when I sat down to do a recap of this weeks antics, I no longer cared about analysis or stat regurgitation. Statistics are not artistic. The only way to do America’s beautiful game any justice is with the written word.

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Posted under Uncategorized
Oct-12-2009

TheGameReviews.com: Darkest of Days Review

Darkest of Days is flat out offensive. This isn’t on account of the loads of enemies to slaughter; I’m not Native American, I don’t have any German in me, and I think all of my ancestors got out of fighting in the Civil War due to flat feet. No, Darkest of Days is offensive to me as a gamer.


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Posted under Game Reviews, Games
Oct-11-2009

FACEOFFGAMES.com: Avatar: The Game: The Preview: Colon

Avatar-mania is going to be coming down upon us like a pall sooner rather than later now, and it won’t just be limited to the world of cinema. Our beloved hobby will be inundated by the Avatar marketing juggernaut just like everything else. Knowing that, compounded with the underwhelming previews and James Cameron’s “epic” monologue at E3, it makes it difficult to actually root for Avatar. Still, regardless of whether or not the movie ends up being a let down, the game seems like it may be set upon the path of being a rare mark in the win column for movie tie-ins.

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Posted under Game Previews, Games
Oct-10-2009

Top 50 of 2008

I figured it would make sense to put everything in one spot for the lazy, so here is the entire list linked so you don’t have do too much clicking or, god forbid, see some of my other content! What a tragedy that would be. As always, if you want to argue about my picks, which you probably should if the history of my much maligned musical taste is any hint, then either shoot me an e-mail or leave me a comment. I’ll be as nice as I possibly can.

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions 50-46 45-41 40-36 35-31 30-26 25-21 20-16 15-11 10-06 05-01

See! It only too me an extra year! Expect my 2009 list sometime during the next election cycle.

Posted under Music, Music Features
Oct-10-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 05-01

So here we are, an entire year of me telling you that I was going to finish this at some point and now it is actually finished. My rather ridiculous and borderline unexplainable, and to some indefensible, musical taste surgically opened up and exposed to all of you. If any of the links end up being down let me know in the comments or through e-mail and I’ll try to get it fixed. Do you think I’m wrong about anything? I would hope so, so let me know what you think was last years best albums, what I should have included, and what I shouldn’t have included, and make sure to let me know how awesome I am while you are at it.

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

Top 50 of 2008: 25-21

Top 50 of 2008: 20-16

Top 50 of 2008: 15-11

Top 50 of 2008: 10-06

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Suffocate for Fuck Sake – Blazing Fires and Helicopters on the Front Page of the Newspaper. There’s a War Going On and I’m Marching in Heavy Boots.

At some point somebody is going to call this “post-skramz” and I’m going to punch them right in the face. We are at the point in this genres development that you can almost assume what kind of band Suffocate for Fuck Sake is based on the album and band name. You would slight yourself a bit though, because they have a grasp for arrangement and song writing that a lot of this newer incarnation of screamo don’t quite get. Somewhere in Japan, somebody just walked into Envy’s practice space holding this CD and said “A CHALLENGER APPEARS.”

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Portishead – Third

Any list without this on it is a shitty list. It is Portishead. They are incapable of making a bad album, and may even be incapable of making any album that weighs in on the scale at less than “holy shit.” Sure it isn’t as good as Dummy or the self titled, but Jesus probably couldn’t beat God in afight either but that doesn’t make him any less of a Cruiserweight champion.

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Shai Hulud – Misanthropy Pure

I guess I’m just jaded, because despite Shai Hulud being one of my favorite bands for as long as my musical taste has mattered, each time they have released new music I’ve downplayed it and anticipated disappointment, and every single time they make me feel like an asshole for doubting them. 68 vocalist changes and 34 other member changes since “That Within Blood Ill-Tempered” was released in 2003, and somewhere between a million and infinity line-up tweaks since 1997 when “Hearts Once Nourished With Hope and Compassion” was released, and they still figure out a way to release an album that is a step forward in their progression as a band and yet still entirely recognizable as the Shai Hulud we all know and love.

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Rolo Tomassi – Hysterics

I can actually hear your blood boiling over this one. I can’t wait until I do this years list and you see how high I’m going to rank the newest iwrestledabearonce CD. People take themselves and their musical taste way too seriously, I may seem that I’m guilty of doing that because of the air of importance I give music, not to mention my pretentious opinions and overwrought writing style, but I can assure you that I take nothing seriously except for politics- and even that is a stretch. When I hear a band like Rolo Tomassi, a band that is as experimental and weird as they are entertaining and who are clearly having a good time with their music, how can I not enjoy it? I mentioned in Genghis Tron’s list entry that I like cybergrind, but find much of it to be a musical cop out and an excuse for really annoying scene kids with no talent to make music in their basements that 17 year old Myspace whores with fraggle haircuts are going to eat up. That bothers since the genre lends itself to experimentation and interesting artistic expression, and just copying some crunkcore bullshit is not artistic. Rolo Tomassi is not afraid of experimenting with their sound and pulling a White Wilderness by pushing the lemming of genre-adherence right off a cliff. Sure, their fans suck, but what band doesn’t have horrible fans at this point?

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Murder by Death – Red of Tooth and Claw

This wasn’t even a question for me. I knew the minute I heard this album it was the best thing this year had to offer me. Murder by Death has yet to have a miss in their entire catalog going all the way back to their days as Little Joe Gould. They have such a knack for brilliant lyrics and the whiskey soaked instrumentation is just getting better and better each album. This is probably their strongest Old West worship of all of their albums and it comes off amazing. For those of you who actually read any of my stuff when I wrote mostly about music, you will remember that this is actually the second time Murder by Death has won album of the year from me. They really are that good. This album was not close to as well received as their others, but honestly all those other people must be nuts. This is as good as “In Bocca al Lupo” and only slightly below “Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?” and “Like the Exorcist, But More Breakdancing.” High praise indeed? Plus, hey, it isn’t cool to like them anymore so all you dudes can get back on the bandwagon.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-8-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 10-06

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

Top 50 of 2008: 25-21

Top 50 of 2008: 20-16

Top 50 of 2008: 15-11

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Genghis Tron – Board Up the House

I’ve really taken to liking cybergrind, but this is going to end up being the only cybergrind release on the list. Most of the bands are a little bit too much cyber and not enough grind, but Genghis Tron seems to have the right mix. They do such a good job of blending electronic tones and bizarre rhythms into cohesive grind songs, and they don’t have any problems dropping into a mid-tempo sound just to shake things up. “Dead Mountain Mouth” may have been a little bit heavier, but this is a more mature sound that shows what the genre is really capable of. Pretty much what I’m saying is, just because you are some lame ass kid with a stupid name and an all-over print hoodie who knows how to use Fruity Loops and a drum machine, that doesn’t make you a cybergrind act. That means you are insufferable and should just stop music.

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Heaven in Her Arms – Erosion of the Black Speckle

On the other side of the spectrum of Killie is Heaven in Her Arms. I consider them, Killie, and Nervous Light of Sunday to be the Triple Threat of new Japanese music. Except I guess Great Muta would be their leader instead of Shane Douglas. Actually, I will hereby refer to Japanese screamo as “Mutacore” and holy fuck do I hope that sticks. Heaven in Her Arms doesn’t pigeonhole themselves to one particular section of the screamo/Mutacore world, and instead dips in and out of 6 minute long dramatics and 2 minute long angry explosions, and they do either with a gusto and originality that puts them leagues above lots of other bands.

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We Versus the Shark – Dirty Versions

Intricate and heavy mathrock with some pretty obvious Drive Like Jehu and Antioch Arrow influences. You probably got a hipster boner hearing that. They don’t so much play music as they do beat music out of their instruments with a baseball bat for not paying its protection money in time. That isn’t to say they stick to that formula though, they catch their breath on a few tracks here but only long enough to lull you into a sense of security before they punch you in the ear with a song about werewolves.

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Pygmy Lush – Mount Hope

Listen to a couple songs from this CD. Ok. Now would you believe me when I told you this band is made up of members of Pageninetynine, Malady, and Converge? You wouldn’t would you? Well you should learn to trust people more often, no wonder all of your relationships fail. Pygmy Lush released a decent experimental-type album a while back, and came out with this as their follow up. Dark folk? Sure that works. You hear a bit of their pedigree on the very outskirts of these songs, straining to get in, but mostly this is just a very fresh and interesting take at the alt-folk (art-folk?) genre.

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Loma Prieta – Last City

These guys are front of the class for the American screamo scene right now. Just enough retro, just enough progression, and just enough flare pinned to their vests to make this one memorable. When you take it a step further and realize how much they sound like Honeywell and even You and I, at which point you feel overwhelming joy. With even more interesting guitar work. This is usually the point where you squeal like Bobby Hill. They also put on such a ridiculous live show it warrants mentioning. If these guys can stick together and keep improving they are going to find themselves being mentioned among the “big boys” of sooner rather than later.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-7-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 15-11

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

Top 50 of 2008: 25-21

Top 50 of 2008: 20-16

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Off Minor – Some Blood

This is almost an EP, Off Minor gets in and they get out in about 22 minutes. Some people were disappointed with this due to the four year wait in between this and Innominate, which was hands down one of the greatest screamo releases ever. This doesn’t quite pack the punch that Innominate or Heat Death of the Universe did, but it is still a head above most recent releases in the genre. Still one of the strongest bands around lyrically.

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The Faceless – Planetary Duality

Technical brutality for the sake of being technically brutal. I didn’t hear their debut release until a year or so after it came out, but as soon as I did Planetary Duality jumped pretty high on my anticipated albums list. I was not disappointed, it is more polished than their debut, and somehow the guitar work has gotten even better. If they get any faster they might actually cut through the time space continuum.

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The Calm Blue Sea – The Calm Blue Sea

It’s only fitting that The Calm Blue Sea be so close to God is an Astronaut, as they both seem like they have been spooning Explosions in the Sky. That isn’t a bad thing at all. It also makes it easier for you to tell what my favorite genres are currently. That would be rap and disco, obviously. Like God is an Astronaut does with their heavy parts, the screaming guitars and a guy just beating the hell out of his drumkit helps take this above the Explosions in the Sky divide and distances itself from the legions of clones that exist below the fold. “Literal” is worth the price of admission alone. Plus, hey, vocals!

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Amon Amarth – Twilight of the Thunder God

“Thor, Odin’s son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits / Thor, Hlódyn’s son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits.” What more do I have to say?

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Killie – Offering A Sacrifice That Presents And Indicates Mournful Resentment Of Today

I actually had a difficult time deciding where, or even if, this was going to end up on the list. Killie is fucking brilliant, but they aren’t the easiest listen to people who aren’t already deep into the over-the-top brand of screamo they play. Plus there is a bit lost in translation here, as a solid amount of the album is actually spoken word in their native language. The thing is though, when you read into their beliefs and their views on art and the economic climate of the East and pretty much anything about their social views, things take on a different meaning. While their previous stuff, including the amazing split with Off Minor and an equally earth shattering EP, are musically fantastic, this is almost entirely an artistic expression. This is as purely experimental as an album as I have seen from this genre. Depending on how you interpret this release and some of the bands public statements, this is either Killie embracing art or condemning it. The ten minute long H19.09.07 will seem more familiar to people who are a fan of their earlier stuff, but the rest of this is something else entirely.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-6-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 20-16

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

Top 50 of 2008: 25-21

20.

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Abigail Williams – In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns

The heir apparent to the throne of Dimmu Borgir, Abigail Williams had one of the strongest debut full lengths of the year. The vocals can be a little bit weak, but this is such a great symphonic black metal album that it is easy to ignore. The drummer is an absolute maniac and the orchestration of the songs is very complimentary to the brutality. You can’t help but get the feeling that you shouldn’t like this as much as you do though. I guess that is the black metal curse, it is always hard to admit you like a band that has such a high concentration of fans in bondage pants and corpse paint.

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The Tallest Man on Earth – Shallow Grave

Bob Dylan: A Math Rock tribute? Math-folk? I don’t know, but the Dylan influences are pretty heavy and make this a great folk release. It always amuses me to hear an artist who really gets how American folk should sound in this day and age, but happens to be named Kristian Matsson. This Swede is an absolutely amazing songwriter and his guitar work is pretty impressive, which is something that gets lost a lot with newer folk artists as they push the genre forward. Plus I love Dylan, and there is nothing wrong with sounding like Dylan.

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Living with Lions – Make Your Mark

Unless you actually are a pop punk fan, and Sheeana bless you if you are, I doubt you’ve heard a CD from that genre that you’ve liked since you were a Sophomore in high school and every song evoked some positive memory of underage drinking the week before. I understand, I was there too, we all loved those first Blink 182 CDs and 37 Slurp (that ones for the Jersey kids). Still, it’s 2009 and that stuff just doesn’t happen anymore. Thankfully Living With Lions never got the memo. I would have eaten this up in high school and I’m incredibly happy that I haven’t become such a douchebag that I don’t eat it up now.

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God Is an Astronaut – God Is an Astronaut

Yeah, I know, the post-rock thing is getting a little bit old, and with some of the better screamo bands starting to take the best parts of post-rock and putting it into their toolbox, it really is going to start getting stale quick. Doesn’t mean standout releases can’t still come out. I really haven’t had a post-rock band hold my interest this highly since From Monument to Masses, and before that it was probably Explosions in the Sky, so that really isn’t bad company. These guys share a lot of sound with them, but lets just say they are more loud loud than soft loud.

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Arsis – We Are the Nightmare

Arsis has been putting out some incredibly solid melodeath/deathcore/techdeath/deathwhateverthefuckyouwanttolabelitas for a little while now, and this album is a step in the more technical direction. I don’t think the drummer or guitarist stop doing things for fifty minutes. I imagine they were just being fed metal intravenously for the duration in order to continue at that level without losing too much metalocity through their sweat. This is some pretty evil sounding stuff.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-5-2009

Exterminators: 1

It feels so weird to be putting my writing up without anything beyond a cursory read over and, especially, without any rewrites. I’m pretty sure this is the only way to get past my near OCD like level of editing when it comes to my writing, so I guess I’ll just deal with it. Last week was just a first person prologue and I liked how it went, but this week I tried something different. I still haven’t decided where this is going or anything, this is purely a “off the top of my head” experiment. I don’t think this week is very strong but, who knows, you are your own worst critic.

I am also contemplating moving this to its own blog just for organizations sake. That should be up a little bit later when I address some of my actual paying work deadlines.

Oh, and if you are a geek you are probably going to recognize a lot of the names of characters and things in this story as it goes on. I didn’t want to take too much time in trying to make up names that sound awesome or are some allusion to the character, I feel like that is way overdone, so I took some inspiration from other sources.

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Posted under Fiction, Serials
Oct-4-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 25-21

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

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Made Out of Babies – The Ruiner

This band sounds so batshit insane it is almost unbelievable. A lot of people are getting on the avant-garde metal train (and I’m a little guilty of hopping fare on that one too) but this is what it would sound without any of the really weird stuff. Julie Christmas sings like she just snorted a few lines of powdered crazy before every song, and the music is pretty spastic, but they pull it all together very well. It’s no “Coward” but what is?

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…Who Calls So Loud – …Who Calls So Loud

Fairly new band with members of Funeral Diner in it, so its worth a listen based on the pedigree alone. This is a progression from the Funeral Diner’s sound- remember how I said Her Breath on Glass sounded kind of Hot Cross-ish, well these guys sound entirely Hot Cross-ish. You can probably tell I have a huge void in my life now that they are gone, well it seems as if …Who Calls So Loud is ease nicely into my void. The void that Hot Cross left. Not… oh come on, what are you 14?

24a.

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Misery Signals – Controller

You might me asking “Hey Gavin, why are there two 24s? Are you an idiot?” and the answer is yes, I am an idiot. But I have two 24s because I couldn’t find out if the Who Calls So Loud entry was an EP or a full length album, so in order to make sure I wasn’t wrong either way, I include it with an asterisk and present a second 24 just in case Who Calls So Loud didn’t qualify. I can usually take or leave Misery Signals, maybe because I still miss 7 Angels 7 Plagues too much, but even I’m man enough to admit when a band gets the metalcore formula right- and since that is actually getting rarer, Misery Signals starts to stand out. It also helps that they’ve started doing a little bit more with experimenting within the genre instead of either trying too hard to be different or staying on the path more traveled like their other two full-lengths.

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Transistor Transistor – Ruined Lives

With members of Orchid and Bucket Full of Teeth, I always expect a lot from Transistor Transistor and have never been disappointed. Great live show, great album. You hear a little bit of Orchid here and there, but this is its own beast. Super angry and super technical, this will hang with you for a while. It actually reminds me a lot of the good Akimbo CDs, not that shitty sludge thing they put out.

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A Silver Mt. Zion – 13 Blues for Thirteen Moons

I wasn’t as into “Horses in the Sky” as a lot of people were, and I was apparently much more into “13 Blues for Thirteen Moons” than most people, so sue me. It is impossible to call this band post-rock, although they are probably more post-rock than any instrumental burst and bloom band out there. From the strained vocals to the hardworking string section, we should just call this stuff post-apocalypse. A Silver Mt. Zion has been, by far, the best band to come out of the death of Godspeed! You Black Emperor. Deal with it.

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O’Death – Broken Hymns, Limbs, and Skin

O’Death is described as a “goth folk country” band. They really should just be described as “awesome” though. This band is absolutely furious with their dark folk and, honestly, as good as this CD is it absolutely pales in comparison to how amazing this band is live. The songwriting here is just magnificent, if you doubt me, which you shouldn’t, go check out the song “A Light That Does Not Dim.” It will take two minutes of your time which, if you are reading this blog, you probably have lots of free anyway. I think when it comes to this whole infuse-everything-with-folk-and-make-it-weird trend, these guys are among the best out there and are a much more interesting listen than even the best folk punk stuff.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-3-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 30-26

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

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Intronaut – Prehistoricisms

A sludge band, on my list? It’s more likely than you think. Sure, I generally think the whole doom/sludge/stoner/drugzzz nonsense metal movement is the most mind crushingly boring thing on this planet, but sometimes a band makes it interesting. Usually they do this by only barely being sludge, and Intronaut straddles the line between sludge and prog quite well. Kind of like a sludge Rush, and as good as the drummer in this band I can get some mileage with that comparison.

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Ghostlimb – Bearing & Distance

This band does hardcore and does it right. Notice I say hardcore, but I don’t mean the old school varient thereof. I mean more early 90s right before the metalcore aesthetic took over. It is a throwback, but a throwback to a time that people kind of forget about for its awesomeness. There aren’t any clean vocals here, but there are short, fast, melodic songs that really pack a punch.

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A Flower Kollapsed – Brown Recluse

A Flower Kollapsed harkens back to the earlier days of screamo. You hear a lot of that mid-90s gold on Brown Recluse. Not as much slow or soft parts that a lot of the newer bands are doing and it is a nice little change of pace. A Flower Kollapsed also brings the tech on a few songs with some very capable guitar work, adding to the sound and making this CD stand out.

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Cynic – Traced in Air

So in 1993 Cynic released one of the greatest progressive metal recordings to ever exist. 15 years later the follow up came out. It was certainly doomed to be nowhere near the original, due almost as much to music advancing than the decade and a half break in between albums. Still, “Traced in Air” came out and was as intricate and well organized as one would have expected. While not the progressive masterpiece the original one was; who cares? This is still entirely enjoyable and good essentially from start to finish.

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Verse En Coma – Rialto

Like a large amount of great bands currently coming into their own, Verse En Coma shares members with Pageninetynine, Malady, and obviously City of Caterpillar. Also like many good bands who share those members, they sound nothing like you think they should. This is post-hardcore at its finest, with great guitar work and pleasing vocals, not to mention actual interesting songwriting. Verse En Coma put most of the genre to shame. This should probably have made a million dollars if somebody was paying attention.

Posted under Music, Music Features, Music Reviews
Oct-3-2009

tl;dr

In the last few weeks I’ve gotten a couple e-mails about my writing, not the brief peek into my works of fiction that I’ve offered up here sporadically but my “bread-and-butter” of video game journalism. I’m not really a name or particularly well known by anyone so anytime I get an e-mail, whether encouragement or derision, I welcome it. Apparently I am at a stage where my writing gets noticed on its own merit but nobody puts two and two together about my collective work. Essentially there are fans of my writing individually, but there are no fans of me. This means the e-mails I get are usually about singular articles and rarely from the same person. One person once lauded me on my review of WET for how different it was from what other people were offering. Another shot me a message about how they didn’t like my review of Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood because it didn’t let them know anything about the game, a point I debated with them for a while. So an e-mail I got recently stuck out to me because it wasn’t anything about any of my pieces. It was about me.

It was from a sender who was curious about how to get involved in video game journalism, and it was a question I assume lots of real games journalists get often. I’m not a real games journalist, I still consider myself an amateur in the field despite receiving paid work, so I didn’t really know why he would be asking me that question when so many other people are doing a much better job of making it in this cut-throat world of writing about video games than I am. Before I answered him I inquired as to why he decided to ask me. His reasoning struck me, because he was sick of how mainstream sites review games or features and found my style to be different enough that he wanted advice on taking the same route, he assumed since I’m a fairly atypical writer that there may be some way I got into it that would help him out. An extension of that was that he asked if I considered myself a member of the “new games journalism” movement.

That is what got the gears in my head moving. I had never thought about if I subscribed to NGJ or not.

For those of you who read this blog for reasons other than my video game nonsense, I assume you don’t know about what that is. New Games Journalism is something that was coined a few years ago, and the meme answer for what it is would be a form of video game reviewing that relates more to travel journalism than tech writing. Essentially, video game journalism has always been maligned due to how closely games journalists have to work with the companies whose products they are tasked with discussing. In a way, games journalists are more a part of the industry than movie critics are in theirs. One of the reasons for this is, obviously, money. We all get paid from a tickle down of advertising, so if you anger a company that made a crappy game but gives you thousands of dollars a month for advertising, you are on a slippery slope. Examples of this have been documented to death and don’t need to be discussed here, but you could see why that would lead to problems. Especially when you take it a step further and realize that, unlike a tech review of a camera or a car where there are things that are good and things that are bad which would be generally accepted by a large amount of people reading those articles, video games are incredibly subjective. I’ve personally dealt with that conflict of interest on a few occasions. Where a writer is interested in getting his opinion known, and an editor is worried about offending an advertiser. It is never fun.

The New Games Journalism movement was a way to get away from that. Instead of plainly saying “this game has bad graphics and poor gameplay” somebody writing in the NGJ style would instead relate their experiences playing the game in an almost anecdotal way. In this way the reviewer is a canvas and the game is painting its experience onto them, the reviewer then relates those experiences to the gamer. It is no longer a mechanical dissection of the game that ends in a quantifiable score, it is now one gamer telling another gamer how he felt and what he thought while he was playing the game- it was up to the gamer to form their own opinion without being able to just say “this game got a 5, and it is bad.” This lead to many writers being able to take their opinions to blogs and independent sites, which lead to many of those sites being competitive with the bigger and more corporate websites.

Of course, as mentioned in an article on The Artful Gamer early in the year, it hasn’t quite gone the way people thought it would have. Many people feel that the movement has given way to reviewers simply doing the exact same thing they were doing before, only now it is more wordy and a bit “smarter.” Every writer got pretentiously intellectual, but never stopped to think about why the previous formula wasn’t really working. Nothing got changed. Writers and gamers alike still use scores to justify a good game, editors and journalists still bow to their advertising overlords at a disturbing rate. Even worse is how desperate independent games sites are now to make a market share. Show me a website that doesn’t have a Top 10 list of sexy game girls or some recycled article about the console wars in order to generate hits and I will show you a website that nobody goes to.

The irony in the article I just mentioned is that the authors suggestion on how to fix the new games journalism movement would be to make it even MORE pretentious and overwrought. I feel that suggestion would end up making the game reviews in need of artistic analysis instead of the games and would just muddle everything up, but that is just my opinion.

So, short (long) answer, no. I don’t consider myself a “new games journalist.” But, as I’ve said before, I consider myself an artist first and a gaming journalist second. I am an artist who uses games journalism as a medium. That isn’t to say that I don’t do traditional reviews occasionally, but I do the review that I feel has to be done for that game. If I play a game, and the game doesn’t lend itself to me writing something about how I felt and how it reminded me of experiences in my life, I write a regular review where I tell a gamer that the graphics were good and I had fun playing it. If I play a game, like my well received WET and Call of Juarez reviews, and it strikes me to write a short story or do something bizarre in order to put my feelings of the game across, then I will.

But beyond even that, and this is what many people in the New Games Journalism movement (and especially those who consider gaming such an artform their articles are almost so pretentious to be unreadable) seem to forget is that we are writing for consumers. This isn’t some terrible thing. Without consumers there would be no gaming, let alone no gaming industry. The very first thing that I check off when I write a review is if my opinions were expressed in a way that satiates my inner starving artist. If the answer is yes, the second thing I check off is whether or not I think the review is going to help a gamer form an opinion on the game. The reason they need this opinion is because they are going to dedicate a great amount of time and money into it and deserve to be presented with an analysis.

That analysis doesn’t have to be in a heavily rigid article that ends in a numerical attribution to the review. It can be anything. It can be an analysis of why we are gamers and what gaming means to you like the Artful Gamer article would like, it can be a heavily pretentious mess of artistic crap, or it can be that aforementioned rigid and easily digestible scoring system. Over at FACEOFFGAMES I have free reign to do what I like to call ‘concept reviews.’ Like that Call of Juarez review, I may not even want to mention the game, but my tone of the article and the expression within will convey to the reader whether or not I enjoyed it. When I wrote about WET as if I were in the theater of a exploitation film, it was obvious that I was doing that because the game did such a great job at being an homage to exploration films of the past, and I put the effort into doing it that way because the game was entertaining. I didn’t think gamers needed to know, or cared, what I thought about graphics or music or the mechanics of the jumping. It was a game that was a piece of artistic expression, and my review reflected that. When I reviews Halo 3, I simply broke the game down and said what I did and didn’t like about it, because there really wasn’t a reason to sit down and write five pages on why Master Chief is a representation of our childhood or his silence is a commentary on our disconnect as a society. I wrote what I felt, and I felt like I should just write a regular review.

That is my problem with new games journalism, new new games journalism, or anything like that. I don’t feel as if any of it is actually genuine. I read articles about it, and like that Artful Gamer article, I feel like it is so forced. If I were a subscriber to new games journalism I would feel as if it was such a chore to constantly have to do something deep when I’m really just reviewing a game that involves using plants to kill the undead. Like Freud said, “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Sometimes a video game is just a video game and doesn’t need any flowery nonsense.

I feel as if many game journalists are thinking only about themselves and forgetting that we owe something to the people who actually buy the games. We don’t owe the advertisers, and we don’t owe the sites we work for, we owe the gamers who make up the culture. I may put my expression and opinion before the reader, but I put the reader well above anything else. I would never write a review that is so incomprehensible and far from helpful that the gamer wouldn’t be able to use it to help them form their own opinion.

I also feel as if games journalism can never, ever be treated like traditional journalism. Our bias as reviewers is a good thing- as long as that bias isn’t some advertising fueled nonsense. If EA gave me a thousand dollars to curry favor for me reviewing a big mess of theirs, I wouldn’t. But if I don’t like RPGs, and I end up reviewing an RPG, I’m not going to present my review as if I’m a journalist sitting in the middle of the aisle, because no matter what my bias is going to weigh on that review. Instead I come right out and say “I don’t like games like this” or if I do a concept review I will do something related to the tropes of the genre or reasoning behind why I don’t like the company. Reviews are about our personal opinions. Hiding your opinions as fact in the name of journalistic integrity does more harm than good. Just look at Fox News for an example of that.

The reason I have no problem with letting my bias known is because somebody somewhere is going to infer that from my review and still be able to form an opinion regardless of what I said, as long as I did my job as a reviewer. If I, for example, hate games like Chrono Trigger (impossible, but this is an example) and in my review of a new game like Chrono Trigger, one of the first things I do is say “I don’t like this game because it reminds me of Chrono Trigger and games like Chrono Trigger” that is fine. Somebody who absolutely loved Chrono Trigger will read my review and be able to understand that they will like the game, even though my review was in a negative tone. Now, if I sit down and write that review, and do it like many websites and magazines ask, where my opinions and bias take the backseat and I never write in the first person, my dislike of the game is going to bleed through with no real reference point. It is simply going to be a number at the bottom of the page and it won’t help anybody. I would have given Halo 3: ODST a 7 if FACEOFFGAMES used a scoring system, and my 7 would have held a decent amount of weight because I didn’t try to hide my bias towards the Halo series. Where as if I didn’t mention my bias and just pretended that I was neutral, that 7 would have been dishonest to the readers. Readers need to take a more active role in understanding individual writers and websites. If you are a Halo mark, and you know a reviewer doesn’t like Halo, than don’t take his word on the review. There should be more of a focus on journalists as an individual as opposed to journalists as a faceless collective under the same domain name.

My opinion on the issue is probably strange and seems a bit conflicting considering how I do traditional and non-traditional reviews and articles. I guess I’m kind of on the outside of the debate anyway, as most people seem to act as if artistic expression and games journalism are mutually exclusive. I’m a Journalism student and an artist, and I obviously disagree with that sentiment. I also know that if I just wrote all my reviews normal, or did all of my reviews as concepts, it would make me a complacent and crappy writer. The idea of blanketly treating all games as art is as odd to me as blanketly treating all games as if they weren’t art.

Of course, none of this answers the senders question about how to get into gaming journalism. But that is because I’m still wondering how to do that myself.

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Oct-2-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 35-31

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

35.

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KEN mode – Mennonite

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS RIFF! MY MOM IS A WHAT? HEY, FUCK YOU!

34.

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The Spirit That Guides Us – Don’t Shoot, Let Us Burn

I’ve always liked this band, but this release went above and beyond what they’ve done previously. The traditional post-hardcore they have played in the past is still there, but it is a lot darker and a lot more gritty. There is some strong ZAO worship here, which is something that you probably don’t say too often about post-hardcore bands.

33.

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Aussitôt Mort – Montuenga

Two years ago I would worry about putting a French band on my list, as that would have gotten me on some government watch list or something. Now, I don’t live in that fear. Aussitôt Mort shares some members with the fantastic Amanda Woodward, although they play a much more brooding style than Amanda Woodward does. This is one of the more ‘brutal’ entrants in this genre.

32.

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Marnie Stern – This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That

If you are a fan of crazy guitars and girls yelling at you for 45 minutes, I think I just found your Beatles. Marnie Stern is like a mathrock version of Be Your Own Pet, or maybe what Jemina Pearl’s solo stuff is going to sound like when she discovers acid (and no, I didn’t hear her solo album yet, does it already sound like that or should we dose her? And is she legal yet? I have creepy things I want to say.) Super frantic and unapologetic. She doesn’t so much as sing to you as she does yell towards you. And no, I didn’t just accidentally hit ctrl-v a bunch of times, that really is the album title.

31.

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We’re From Japan! – Now Breathe

Luckily for us We’re From Japan! believes more in producing high quality post-rock than they do when it comes to truth in advertising, but I guess We’re From Portland doesn’t have quite a ring to it. Especially with all the shitty middle-class squatters that place has to deal with. Maybe if they listened to this instead of Choking Victim they would get a shower and move back home to the suburbs. These guys are also huge in Japan but relatively unlistened to over here, which is always a bit weird, but I’m sure our love of Giant Mech Suits and underage girls in Sailor Moon costumes weirds them out too.

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Oct-1-2009

Top 50 of 2008: 40-36

See, I promised you I would get one up every day. I’m only ever a year late, not a year and a day late. That would be crazy.

Top 50 of 2008: Honorable Mentions

Top 50 of 2008: 50-46

Top 50 of 2008: 45-41

40.

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The Bronx – The Bronx III

While this isn’t the mariachi epic that would come later, this CD is great. This third self-titled reminds me a bit of, dare I say it, Rocket From the Crypt. Except much sleazier. I always enjoyed The Bronx because I felt like they should be the house band of every dive bar in the country. They play music that sounds influenced by the dirty and catchy hooks of 80s metal to the crunchy riffs of an all night bender that ends with you passed out in the gutter.

39.

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Her Breath on Glass – We Aimed Straight Down

It sounds quite a lot like Hot Cross if Hot Cross had more filler and slow parts. Still, Hot Cross with filler is better than most bands that don’t sound like Hot Cross at all. “Let’s Make Death Afraid To Take Us” is a cool enough song to warrant its place here.

38.

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Mikoto – We Are the Architects

Mikoto plays post-hardcore that has more in common with Every Time I Die than crappy post-hardcore. They don’t go to the southern rock sound like ETID does but instead stay a little bit more traditional, they also have a real good ear for writing catchy stuff.

37.

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Aside From a Day – Manufactured Landscape

This band really matured between releases and ended up producing an instant must have. Which is quite a statement considering their last CD was amazing too. The best way to aurally picture their music is to imagine if Converge had an affair with Botch in Paris. Aside From a Day is their illegitimate son who loves baguettes and those silly hats.

36.

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Mesa Verde – The Old Road

I would put this somewhere between La Quiete and Envy, it isn’t quite as dramatic as Envy seems to be getting, but it is certainly not without dramatics. I also promise you that I will get through this entire damn list without calling any post-rock/screamo hybrid band epic screamo or anything like that.

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