I have just been awful to you, blog.

Three weeks without so much as a hint of Sad Robot or Exterminators, and no new short stories to boot! My production of topical hilarity in video game news form has also been halved. I wish I had some interesting excuse for you, but I don’t. The last part of Sad Robot I began working on, and the short story I promised, have both become a bit longer and more detailed than I anticipated. This has caused me to slightly drop off the face of the planet, mostly thanks to the fact I am so pretentious I yell things like “I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH A FIVE MINUTE BLOG WHILE I CREATE!” Then I slam my fists down and my quill pen and ink go everywhere.

I promise I’ll be better, blog. Starting right now. Expect a deluge of delightful drivel.

Also I’m going to see Evelyn Evelyn in Boston, and feel that you all should also. They are such delightful girls.